When Kanu Met Batli !!!!

Here is where it all began. First I'll be showing the scenic Kerela, and then we will indulge in more titilating stuff. So, here goes. Click Dare To. But Beware - Only High Bandwidth Allowed & Semi-SFW

Let's start of with some nice scenic pictures.




This is the water-way which we took to get to out resort. I still remember asking batli the question ki "If you are saying this resort is in the middle of a lake, so then in that case we will have to take the ferry each time we want to get out of the resort" His silence was the answer. And because of this fact we never went out of the resort, not to mention the fact that there was absolutely nothing around the place...on land. Moving On.




This is the long way to the infamous
s Lake Resort.
Guess what, batli was so impressed by the photos they showed to him, he got this resort. Everyone know that when travelling, don't belieb the photos. But if it wasn't for batli's great decision we wouldn't have met
Charlie and Manu-Krishnan.

Finally reaching The Resort.

Let me also introduce the characters in the story.

The Seductress

The Seductee

The Tharki

The Audience

They were just great friends in the starting. Dint mind each others company, neither did anyone else.

Then came THE SEDUCTION DANCE. This dance could be barely compared with the Salma Hayek dancing in From Dusk till Dawn or Jessica Alba in Sin City, but some how the coconut oil acted as an afrodiziac and lured me into his trance like motions.

This effect that batli created was so anime like, with the background blurring in, as he concentrates his seducing powers. I guess this is how batli does his mating call. Reminds me of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

With all the juices ( & smoke) pumped into me I was just jittering with excitement like a 7 year old girl on the morning of christmas. (Armstrong - what a wonderful world , style) And I thought to myself...tonight is the night. But as luck would have had it, I fell asleep.

Faithful is not the word that first came to my mind when I saw these shocking photos of Batli, in an unprecedented act.

This is when someone was doing him from the behind, while calling me to tell "Not tonight Hon'".I should have known better. (The true story is however different, and you might see a movie based on this real event in your nearest theaters).

Look at him sleep over here, even in his sleep he looks like he is trying to contemplate an argument for tommorow morning with someone, and win it. (looks like the greek statue of Thinking Man)

When I arrived in the room the next morning, what I saw just moved earth from my feet, it was such a ground shaking event for me. Batli had not only gone out of his to cheat on me, but even got directly 6 months pregnant in the process.

I asked, "Who is the father". and Phatt came the reply. (see down)
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The culprit was non other than Ajit the Tharki. I should have know. Now I live only with the mammary's of this indian trip.

This is the story of how batli got impregnated.

Courtesy to our very own Hagtha Photographer, without whom these amazing shots were impossible.

Now for some applause for the actors and to the audince as well.

Thats All Folks, So Fuck Up!!!!!!